Story Behind The Song

One night stand witha stranger of greater proportions

Song Description

Sex with a stranger

Lyrics

I was home alone and feeling blue
Until a friend called and asked if there's anything new
I said "No" so he told me his plan
"Let's go to Goldfingers and check out this band
Now I wasn't drunk and I wasn't high
But this girl kept grinding up against my thigh
She asked me my name, then asked me my sign
That's when I stepped back and realized her size

After my fifth T&T (Tangueray and Tonic) A peculiar thought occured to me
Mikey's at work, nobody's home if we leave now I just might get boned
So I finished my drink, said my "Good-Byes", made sure my motives were well in disguise
Put on my coat shook off the blues
cuz a two at ten sure is a ten by two

(Chorus) Gone Hoggin', Gone Hoggin
Gone Hoggin, and i know you've gone hoggin too

Now I ain't the world's most passionate man
and 300 pounds is more than I can stand
But the lights were out so I pushed my luck
til' the morning when I woke up wondering what
did I fuck?

Don't tell a soul, don't spill a bean
Why speel the word when you can sing
So I wrote this song upon a whim
In hopes this catastrophe won't happen again

(Chorus x 2)